courtesy of larz' facebook

So last night me and my Bro's go to fucking ROOM SERVICE in NYC to see DJ AM

And I park my fucking benz In the garage across the street from the place, throw the fucking loser a 20 to leave my car right out fucking front, meanwhile all the bitches are staring at my fucking car and my boys and especially me cause were all looking fucking jacked, we all went tanning you know the deal already.

So I fucking walk up to the line and I know every promoter there because im in the scene, the line is huge, but everyone makes way for me because im the biggest guy there BY FAR and best looking. Needless to say I get my doorman Rich to fucking come out and im like bro open the fucking ropes right now its me + 3 and get me the best fucking table you got. Everyone was shocked at my entrance, I was the fucking KING. Benz across the street bottles of fucking GREY GOOSE all over the motherfucking place, some dumb celebrities trying to fucking sit at my table, I was like are you serious bro? get the fuck out......I sat on TOP of the fucking couch not on it so every girl could fucking see me. Man I swear every fucking bitch was gawking at me and a few at my boys because they knew they couldnt get me (they were worse looking). Man the fucking bottle girl was bringing me so much goose I was like bitch, heres a fucking 100, go find me some motherfucking Coke...bitch came back with a nice jar of white on white and I fucking snorted that shit with my boys right there at the table, what the fucks anyone going to do? Look at me, look at my blazer (Its Armani), look at my car outside, look at my fucking tan. Lets be serious here. Nobodys doing shit.